10 Things I’ve Done that You Probably Haven’t

October 27, 2008 at 10:53 am (Uncategorized)

I saw this meme on Salmon’s blog and I had to chime in.

1. Dislocated and shattered the navicular bone in my right foot.
2. Punched a man on the NYC subway.
3. Drove around Washington Heights with a man clinging to the roof of the car and banging at the windows with a machete.
4. Pulled a dead mouse out of a sink drain with my bare hands.
5. Ate an entire pie.
6. Had sexy times in an Ikea parking lot with a man in a wheelchair.
7. Was the valedictorian of my kindergarten graduation.
8. Refused the advances of a woman on the subway who wanted to “lean against me for warmth.”
9. Got into a cursing match with someone in Disney’s MGM theme park.
10. Accrued so many library fines that the NYPL PD came to my house to shake me down.


  1. zantimisfit said,

    HAHA! Your list if full of win!

  2. ashyknees said,

    Number 5 is more common that one might think.

  3. Ten Feet of Steel said,

    Yeah, I’ve eaten a whole pie, too.

  4. Mama Ass said,

    I’m sure I’ve eaten a whole pie at some point. But that’s my only match with you.

  5. La Belle Helene said,

    Hey! I was part of #9, too! But I just laughed and laughed at said cursing match because we were causing a scene, and the mother was mortified, while the father pretended nothing was going on and he caused it all.

  6. jadelaide said,

    how come nobody’s said anything about number 3?? i need to hear the story behind that one.

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