I’ve Changed!

June 3, 2008 at 3:46 pm (Dating)

When I embarked upon this Dating Experiment last year, I took OkCupid’s dating persona test and discovered I was the Window Shopper.  Now, almost a year later, I retook the test to see if my perspective has changed. 

Lo, and behold, I am:

  The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGLD)Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse. Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you’re a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We’ll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

Your exact female opposite:
The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

If only they knew the reason…the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you’re chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You’d never date someone you didn’t find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn’t matter. You didn’t qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either.

Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM), The Billy Goat (DBSD)

Consider: The Poolboy (RGSD), The Playboy (RGSM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid – free online dating.
My profile name: : evanouissement


FYI, Ichi is The Playboy.  So far, so good.


  1. GunMonkey said,

    Uh. Congratulations?

    Took the test. Found out I’m “The False Messiah: Deliberate Brutal Love Master” Isn’t that the name of high-end porno film? If not, it should be.

  2. TragicCrusade said,

    This how I end up in trouble…

    It all becomes so clear Now!

  3. Ten Feet of Steel said,

    I think The Nurse is what happens to The Window Shopper who experiences deep disappointment in love but isn’t a prude and decides to not let past experiences embitter her. It probably helps, too, that you’ve found a compatible soul in Ichi at the right time!

  4. TragicCrusade said,

    Yup this is how.

  5. Ten Feet of Steel said,

    I re-took the test as well. Apparently, I’m also now The Nurse. I think The Nurse and The Playstation are differentiated by frequency of sexual activity and number of partners, and since I haven’t really had the time or the inspiration to date for a while, I’m now The Nurse.

  6. Quiconque said,

    Alas, Gunmonkey, unless one of us changes (it’s been known to happen) a romance between us is doomed!

    So, you’re Brutal, eh? (And not in the Zardoz sense, I take it.) What’s up with that?

  7. GunMonkey said,

    Hey, don’t be so quick to dismiss the Zardoz sense.

  8. Quiconque said,

    GunMonkey, if you roam the beaches in an orange panty, thigh high suede boots, and two straps of ammo across your chest, I WANT PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

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