Words I Never Thought I’d Write

January 31, 2008 at 4:03 pm (Dating)

“Do not contact me if you are looking for a DOM/SUB relationship.”

Thank you, Internet Dating, for expanding my horizons.



  1. balladofyoko said,

    Sometimes, ya gotta be pretty specific for these internet daters.

  2. Quiconque said,

    The sad thing is that they always want me to be the sub. What’s up with that?

  3. Ten Feet of Steel said,

    A lot of kinky men are just desperate to find “normal” women who will indulge their kinks. I say, if you can’t get over your weird virgin-whore issues enough to have the good sense to seek out women who are kinky and accepting of themselves, you don’t deserve to have your kinks indulged. Only the kinksters with shame issues lurk on mainstream sites with no photos posted, irritating every damn woman on the site with inquiries about whether they’d like to be their [insert kink role here].

  4. ashyknees said,

    If only we could focus exclusively on the positive with these online dating profiles. Instead, morons force us to add lists of deal breakers–like some kind of contract riders–to the bottom of what should be an honest but charming self-description.

  5. La Belle Helene said,

    Well, when I was doing the internet dating thing, several men “approached” me wanting to be dominated and peed on, which is pretty funny to me at least.

  6. Ten Feet of Steel said,

    Eh, you know, it’s good to put timesavers in the profile. If, for some reason, people who like to be hog tied and peed on are mysteriously attracted to you, it saves you both time to say explicitly that you’re not interested.

    Unless, as in my case, the people wanting to be dominated don’t really care that you said it or don’t bother to read the profile.

    In fact, you know, I’m convinced the vast majority of people don’t read the profiles.

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