Cheating

November 9, 2007 at 7:25 pm (Dating, Dieting and Fitness)

I nearly cheated on my lover, Key Lime Pie, with an inferior Entenmann’s chocolate frosted cake this evening.  Somehow, pride prevailed, and I realized I could not sink so low.  However, I did break into a giant Toblerone that someone was foolish enough to leave in my apartment.

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3 Comments

  1. Mama Ass said,

    I would have eaten the frosted cake.
    My standards are lower than yours.
    But we’ve always known that.

  2. Quiconque said,

    Clearly I am not above reclaiming birthday gifts and eating them–I ate many stroopwaffels and a candy bar that were intended for another.

  3. Ten Feet of Steel said,

    Stroopwafels can be resisted for about 24 hours. If you leave your stroopwafels at someone’s house longer than that, you can expect to retrieve a half-eaten package.

    Any person foolish enough to leave them in the care of another for more than a week can expect to retrieve zero stroopwafels.

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